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The mechanic & the cardiologist................

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Old 04-21-2011, 05:30 AM
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Dodge SRT-4 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop, who was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the SRT.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag, and asked, 'So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any
damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a pretty small salary, and you
get the really big bucks, $1,695,759, when you and I are doing basically
the same work?'





The cardiologist paused, smiled, and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic, 'try doing it with the engine running.'
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:33 AM
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good one
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:35 AM
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cute!!!!!
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:41 AM
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:)
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:45 AM
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:lol:

sent this on to my friend who is a nurse...great joke!
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cute :)
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cute joke...except that they do stop the heart for the surgery.
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cute, thanks for the chuckle.
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LOL Good One :D:D:D
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