More Tech. support...funny!!!
02-16-2011, 09:25 AM
#11
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
"Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah. that one does work."
Thanks Ditter!! I think I peed my pants laughing over that one!! You are too good to us. We all need a good laugh every day.
"Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah. that one does work."
Thanks Ditter!! I think I peed my pants laughing over that one!! You are too good to us. We all need a good laugh every day.
02-16-2011, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Piedmont Virginia in the Foothills of the Blue Ridge Mtns.
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In my class the instructor said, "Run your mouse over the screen...."
The lady next to me did, looked up when everybody around her laughed.
She had done *exactly* what the instructor said.....she picked up the mouse in her hand, laid it against the screen and moved it around.
I felt so sorry for her, I could relate!
After all, a "portrait" is something that hangs on my living room wall. "Landscape" is the flowers and shrubs out in my yard.
Why, in "print," is orientation called those things?!!! :?
Jan in VA
The lady next to me did, looked up when everybody around her laughed.
She had done *exactly* what the instructor said.....she picked up the mouse in her hand, laid it against the screen and moved it around.
I felt so sorry for her, I could relate!
After all, a "portrait" is something that hangs on my living room wall. "Landscape" is the flowers and shrubs out in my yard.
Why, in "print," is orientation called those things?!!! :?
Jan in VA
02-16-2011, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Renton, WA
Posts: 2,045
Originally Posted by sewwhat85
that is too funny the one i like is
The guy calls computer support to see if he can get the cup holder replaced on his desk top. Rep ask cup holder? the guy say yes you push the button and the cup holder pops out? well i put a cup on it and it broke.
The guy calls computer support to see if he can get the cup holder replaced on his desk top. Rep ask cup holder? the guy say yes you push the button and the cup holder pops out? well i put a cup on it and it broke.
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