My job search--Humorous
09-12-2011, 10:16 AM
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My job search--
"This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this
stuff."
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but, I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but, just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but, wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a
sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but, that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a
little spice to my life,
but, just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but, any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but, eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but, didn't have any patience.
9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but, just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but, discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool
Maintenance Company,
but, the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but, they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized
there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but, had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
"This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this
stuff."
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but, I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but, just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but, wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a
sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but, that was too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a
little spice to my life,
but, just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but, any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician,
but, eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,
but, didn't have any patience.
9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but, just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but, discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool
Maintenance Company,
but, the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but, they said I wasn't fit for the job..
13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized
there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but, had to quit because it was the same old grind.
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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