A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Old 02-08-2011, 08:27 AM
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The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
Even when totally smashed..... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in; I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem ticked off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shoot', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:30 AM
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Funny!! :thumbup:
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:32 AM
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LOL Bring them on. Too funny!
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:40 AM
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So funny....Thank you.
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Old 02-08-2011, 08:42 AM
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Lol!
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:19 AM
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rofl, that is so funny
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:31 AM
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Whooooo. Remind me not to get one of those malfunctioning cookoo clocks. I thought that's what dh was for.LOL
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: too funny!
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LOVE IT!!!!!!!! LOL
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Hilarous!! :)
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