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Old 07-03-2010, 08:33 PM
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Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."


One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age." Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.


Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"


Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?"


Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear, all 3 old ladies happily yelled in unison-- "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
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Old 07-03-2010, 08:40 PM
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LOL!!
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Old 07-03-2010, 08:41 PM
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Old 07-03-2010, 08:45 PM
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Giggling! That is too funny! Had us going there.. ;)
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Old 07-03-2010, 08:49 PM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oh my gosh! : ;-) ;-)
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HA HA HA HA lawwww, don't under estimate us!
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Old 07-04-2010, 12:07 AM
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lol, that was funny
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Oh that's soooo funny - I choking on coffee!
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ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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