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Thread: Ole and Lena’s First Baby

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    Ole and Lena’s First Baby

    Lena is pregnant with Ole’s child. Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, I tink it’s time!’
    So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

    She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, ‘A son! Ain’t dat great!’

    Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, ’Hold on! We ain’t finished vet!’ The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, ‘Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!’ She’s a pretty little ting, too.’

    Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, ’Holey Moley, Ole we still ain’t done vet!’ The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!’

    Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

    A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine.

    He was real serious and he asked Lena , ’How come we got tree on the first try?’

    Lena said, ‘You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the barn and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?’

    Ole said, ‘Yeah, I do. Uffda! It’s a dam good ting I didn’t get the WD-40 !!!!!!.
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    good one! LOL
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    uh-huh! That's terrific!
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    Cute Cute thanks
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    Oh I wish my Dad were alive to have seen this one! It's great!

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    Great way to start the morning off. Thanks for sharing.
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    Another good reason not to use WD-40!! LOL
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    Too funny!!!!
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    very cute!
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    Toooooo funniyi! Thanks for a good laugh this morning!
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    That was just too funny

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    OMG! Can't wiat to tell this at work tomorow! Thanks for the laugh
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    This is a keeper!

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    Giggle !!!!

    You wrote like my aunt talks when she tells Ole and Lena stories!!!

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    hahahahahhahahaa ... I had to send that one to the DD's !! thanks for sharing
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    That is so cute and funny
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    Thank you for the giggles!

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