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    One day, long, long ago,
    there lived a woman who did not whine,
    nag, or bitch.


    But it was a long time ago and
    it was just that one day.
    The End

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    Love it!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LMAO!!!!

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    a short story with a happy ending...ahhh.

    :)

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Too Too funny!

    That woman certainly wasn't me, just ask DH! :D :D


    Ninnie

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    One day, long, long ago,
    there lived a woman who did not whine,
    nag, or bitch.


    But it was a long time ago and
    it was just that one day.
    The End
    LOL...B, my hubby would say this is a fairy tale!
    How come these three words are not applied to men?
    They got their own ways of doing the same kind of stuff...think they're all passive-aggressive, LOL!
    Did you go read your poem, yet? :wink:

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    FOFLMBO :lol: :lol:

    What brought on this pearl of wisdom :? :?

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    Were you feeling pensive? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanneS
    FOFLMBO :lol: :lol:

    What brought on this pearl of wisdom :? :?
    a long life of bitchiness, whining and nagging. you should try it. works every time for me



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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    you should try it.
    I think my DH has a "cone of silence" that he puts on when I get in the bitch-mode. The only thing it does, is make me crabby. (Not that I have eliminated the attempt from my life entirely. hehehe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    Quote Originally Posted by JoanneS
    FOFLMBO :lol: :lol:

    What brought on this pearl of wisdom :? :?
    a long life of bitchiness, whining and nagging. you should try it. works every time for me
    B, sometimes, it works so well for me,...I'll tell you a short-short:
    'twas December 24th, I had been summoned at 10:30 the night before, to come get a shot, first thing.
    Had been on sewing machine all night long. Stopped at 5:30a.m. to take a shower, eat and zooooom......
    Told nurse...I am sew busy, I am gonna have to hire someone
    to bitch and moan.
    She liked that so much, she said she was going to use it. :wink:

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    omg too funny lol

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    Quiltncrazy and butterflywing ....

    Love them BOTH !! Seems to describe me to a T !!!

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    OMG - I love you both, B and QNC!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoanneS
    OMG - I love you both, B and QNC!
    sending the luvs, right back atcha, Joanne! :XD:

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    OMGosh!!!! Tooo funny!!!!! I'll have to use QnC's on DH and I'll just have to share B's with my friends... :lol: :lol:

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    One day, long, long ago,
    there lived a man who did everything his wife expected him to do.

    Then she woke up
    and she realized he only existed in her dream.

    The End

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    I'm sorry to have offended anyone. Thinking the first part was just a joke, I made a comment I shouldn't have made. Unfortunately, I've found on this board, one can't delete their own post upon finding out they may have offended someone, so I offer this.

    I publicly apologize for hurting anyone's feelings, and I will not post again. There is far too much pain in this world to be causing pain over a bad joke.

    Sorry I can't just delete the post. This will have to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2K
    I'm sorry to have offended anyone. Thinking the first part was just a joke, I made a comment I shouldn't have made. Unfortunately, I've found on this board, one can't delete their own post upon finding out they may have offended someone, so I offer this.

    I publicly apologize for hurting anyone's feelings, and I will not post again. There is far too much pain in this world to be causing pain over a bad joke.

    Sorry I can't just delete the post. This will have to do.
    Hi, 2K...umm, unless someone private messaged you, which would be nun'o'mine....could you tell me just a little bit more about what offense you feel you have infracted?
    no hurt feelings, here. your right about not deleting...but only after twenty minutes. For twenty minutes after you post, you can hit the edit button, unless I am completely mistaken...and delete your words.

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    I love short stories. Especially this one. :D :D :D

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    2k -- I was not offended by your little story -- I actually thought it was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I'm such, SUCH a dunce! I read the PM wrong. I swear MS must be like being three fourths drunk all the time. Things that should make sense don't anymore, things that shouldn't make sense at all DO.

    No harm, no foul. Just another of my "blips".

    Thanks all! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    2k, get brain fog myself from fibromyalgia...ain't gettin older, the pits? :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2K
    One day, long, long ago,
    there lived a man who did everything his wife expected him to do.

    Then she woke up
    and she realized he only existed in her dream.

    The End

    Very funny 2k and true! :lol: :lol:


    Ninnie

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2K
    I'm such, SUCH a dunce! I read the PM wrong. I swear MS must be like being three fourths drunk all the time. Things that should make sense don't anymore, things that shouldn't make sense at all DO.

    No harm, no foul. Just another of my "blips".

    Thanks all! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
    2k Don't beat your self up :evil: We ALL misread things a more often than we want to admit :cry: You'll find people here to be very accepting. I, for one, could not figure out if you had anything to apologize for - and then read this 2nd message. I enjoy your sense of humor - I think we're on the same wavelength :) :D :lol:
    Joanne

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