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Thread: This one's for Ditter

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    I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
    Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later on, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was the snake back with two more frogs in his mouth.

    Life is good in the South.

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    Oh my goodness, I didn't see that one coming! Too funny! :lol:

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    ROFL. I sent this to my friend in TN and he said YEP, that's right. Thank you for sharing.

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    That's a new one, too funny!!! :lol::lol:

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    DH will love that one he loves fishing

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    Funny

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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    brilliant lol

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    That sounds like a Ditter one.

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    hahahahahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by soniboo
    Oh my goodness, I didn't see that one coming! Too funny! :lol:
    Me either!! :lol:

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    lol..My BIL will love this - thanks!

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    lol!

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    Funny!

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    Oh what a laugh. I didn't see that coming.

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    LOL. Thats a good one.

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    Very Cute !! :)

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny!

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    ROFLMBO Good One :D:D:D

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