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Thread: Only a Mother Would Know... Funny!

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    ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW...

    ~A Cup of Tea ~

    One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

    My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


    Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"



    :roll:

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    Oh My! Thanks for the laugh!

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    I laugh every time I read this, it's so funny.

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    LOL

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    Oh that is so bad!! Too funny! Thanks for sharing!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by magpie
    I laugh every time I read this, it's so funny.
    me too!...thanks!

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    Got my laugh and quick break.. now back to quilting (at half way point) :):)

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    That was funny!!!

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    Oh thank you for making my day! I can't wait to tell my daughter that one.

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    ACK!!!

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    Whoops!

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    that is toooooo much loved it

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    love it................made me laugh...and I really need a good one...

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    That was so funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JanEve
    ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW...

    ~A Cup of Tea ~

    One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

    My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


    Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"



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    FUNNY--laughed till tears came. Thanks for sharing.

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    too funny! reminds me of when i was little my dad used to let me put makeup on him at night while he was watching tv he always bathed every morning so he didnt worry about it well one morning he must have forgot to use the cold cream because we were in the car and my mom looked at him and said did you wash your face this morning and my dad said yes why? and she said you still have eyebrow pencil on! i never saw my mom laugh so hard in her life! and i thought dad was gonna die!

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    That is so funny. I did that to my oldest brother when I was about 2 also. He was cleaning the fireplace and was so pleased when I brought him a big cup of water to quench his thirst. He was a lot less pleased when I showed him where I got it.

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    This made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ...and that is priceless!

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    You just made my day. LOL

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    Had to send that to my brothers! Reminds me a lot of their kids!

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    Thanks for a good laugh. First my stomach did a flip flop then I laughed till the tears ran. Thanks for sharing this story.

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    Rolling in the floor...................

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    That is so funny !

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    Many years ago my youngest brother was washing Grandma's feet, until she figured out where he was wetting the wash cloth. :lol:

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