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    Old 12-14-2010, 09:43 AM
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    ONLY A MOTHER WOULD KNOW...

    ~A Cup of Tea ~

    One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

    I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

    Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

    My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


    Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water, is the toilet?"



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    Old 12-14-2010, 09:45 AM
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    Oh My! Thanks for the laugh!
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    Old 12-14-2010, 09:54 AM
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    I laugh every time I read this, it's so funny.
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    Old 12-14-2010, 10:25 AM
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    LOL
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    Old 12-14-2010, 10:30 AM
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    Oh that is so bad!! Too funny! Thanks for sharing!!!
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    Old 12-14-2010, 11:27 AM
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    Originally Posted by magpie
    I laugh every time I read this, it's so funny.
    me too!...thanks!
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    Old 12-14-2010, 12:04 PM
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    Got my laugh and quick break.. now back to quilting (at half way point) :):)
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    Old 12-14-2010, 12:05 PM
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    That was funny!!!
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    Oh thank you for making my day! I can't wait to tell my daughter that one.
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    Old 12-14-2010, 12:06 PM
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    ACK!!!
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