dragged in a bag of missing scraps and said

he didn't say anything, silly, he's a cat! However, he made a sound that sent

her after a new bag of kitty litter to replace the bag of scraps whch the dog...

growled at because

he knew that Sarah's newly shot caribou hide was in the scrap bag! The dog knew that when the russians found that out, they would

ask Sarah Palin to make the quilt. And that wasn't going to happen on her watch! So, she started chain piecing her quilt on her machine...

that she had hooked up to an oil pumping station

when out came that darned cat again and grabbed her

gun and began to

take off after that droolin' dog. Unfazed, the dog curled up on that Caribou hide and began to.....