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Lynnc 07-31-2011 06:43 PM

The $2.99 SPECIAL




If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......

The 2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.



She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.


DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!


Send this to the Seniors in your life. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!

Even non-seniors will appreciate it!

alikat110 07-31-2011 06:44 PM

Funny!

wanda lou 07-31-2011 06:46 PM

so funny, I could just see someone doing this.

jayelee 07-31-2011 06:46 PM

My mother in law of 93 years laughed so hard at this that I thought she was having a heart attack Shes still laughing

Dragonfly Nana 07-31-2011 06:47 PM

Frugal senior...you go girl!

quiltingcandy 07-31-2011 06:50 PM

I do believe I know that woman - but she would have made cookies instead of a cake.

Susie Quilter 07-31-2011 06:51 PM

Still giggling. Thanks for sharing.

sisLH 07-31-2011 06:57 PM

cute

wolfkitty 07-31-2011 07:41 PM

My son, 33, spent a lot of time around seniors growing up, and that sounds like something he would do! Poor kid had to spend waaaaayyyy too much time around old people!

clynns 07-31-2011 07:58 PM

Now that is beautiful. I hate it when people younger think we're dumb. This is so true.

Sewfine 07-31-2011 08:29 PM

Now that is to funny. I am sending this to my mother.

AbbyQuilts 07-31-2011 10:10 PM

Thats cute!

I have an uncle that knows all of the senior cheap meal spots. I remember him wanting to go out to dinner with us and told us to meet him at Golden Corral at 3:30 pm (for dinner) we did and there was a LINE of seniors! When get in and seated all of the seniors are sitting and drinking coffee and no one was going up to the buffet. I asked my uncle what was going on and he said come at 3:30 and get senior lunch price but they start putting steak on the buffet at 4 pm lol

and like clock work at 4 pm everyone got up and went to the buffet lol

Painiacs 08-01-2011 02:46 AM

Lol

ptquilts 08-01-2011 02:53 AM

I know of a lady who likes to drink hot water (instead of tea or coffee) with her meal. In a restaurant, she got the water and her DH got tea. When she saw they had both been charged the same price, she demanded and got a tea bag. She took it home.

Mary O 08-01-2011 03:04 AM

I went to a small hot dog stand to get a hot dog with no fries and argued with the girl that I wanted no fries but still had to charge the full amount.Is it too hard to adjust the menu or take $1. off for no fries.No she said because it's cheaper to throw the fries out.Never went there again.....

leannadc 08-01-2011 03:49 AM

ROF...great way to handle.:)

QuiltnNan 08-01-2011 03:52 AM

:lol: :lol:

RenaB 08-01-2011 04:00 AM

Love it! I do not understand that either. Why force someone to eat something or let it go to waste.

CarrieAnne 08-01-2011 04:37 AM

lol!

Hen3rietta 08-01-2011 04:54 AM

Love it!

Pink Dogwood 08-01-2011 05:31 AM

Love it!! LOL

Melinda in Tulsa 08-01-2011 06:06 AM

:lol: that sounds like something I would do!!! :thumbup:

lovedquilts 08-01-2011 06:21 AM

lol

genafan201 08-01-2011 06:25 AM

Not in a good mood one day to begin with, I pull up to a drive through burger place, and order a burger and fries. I'm told it's cheaper to order the "meal", which of course includes the drink. So I order a meal. Girl asks me what I want to drink...I tell her nothing. She says she can't give me a meal unless she gives me a drink. I tell her to give me just the burger and fries, she says she can't...so, I tell her give me a cola. She hands me the glass, I remove the lid, pour the drink out the window and hand her back the glass. Wasteful, yes...did I feel better afterwords, YES! Silly restaurants.

Normabeth 08-01-2011 06:47 AM

Very cute!!!

ChildoftheUniverse 08-01-2011 07:11 AM

Notice it was the Senior WOMAN who came up with the solution... soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo incredibly on point!

Tink's Mom 08-01-2011 07:53 AM

told my Mom this one....she is still giggling...

My Uncle, used to order slices of lemon for his salad....then squeeze them into his water and add sugar....
I told him, I would be happy to order him some lemonade...he claims that his tastes better...because it's free. :( I don't take him to restaurants anymore.

wolflady 08-01-2011 07:54 AM

I love it. Your wife sounds like a woman I would get along with.

aliaslaceygreen 08-01-2011 08:07 AM

ha!

luvstoquilt 08-01-2011 08:14 AM

Good idea. You gotta give us seniors credit!

MS quilter 08-01-2011 08:24 AM

Don't mess with us seniors!!

PamB8s 08-01-2011 08:28 AM

LOVE IT!

butterflies5518 08-01-2011 09:14 AM

Wow, someone sat next to my Mother at a restaurant!

jbj137 08-01-2011 10:35 AM

Did you know that a Hobby Lobby
if the coupon says 40% off on a regular priced item
and all cloth is 30% off that you can have it written up at regular price and use the 40% off coupon at the register to sale the other 10% & use the coupon.

DON"T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE -or- PEOPLE RAISED TO BE FRUGAL"
J J

leannadc 08-01-2011 12:05 PM

OMG...your kidding! Thanks for the info..will do that. Always hated it that the fab was 30 percent off so I couldn't use my coupon..lol

Tink's Mom 08-01-2011 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by jbj137
Did you know that a Hobby Lobby
if the coupon says 40% off on a regular priced item
and all cloth is 30% off that you can have it written up at regular price and use the 40% off coupon at the register to sale the other 10% & use the coupon.

DON"T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE -or- PEOPLE RAISED TO BE FRUGAL"
J J

WOW!!!I will be shopping at Hobby Lobby again...I haven't been shopping there much as nothing I wanted wasn't already on sale.

BarbaraSue 08-01-2011 01:27 PM

Good one!

donnalynett 08-01-2011 01:52 PM

I have been known to tell young people to "Beware.....I am old and with age comes wisdom and treachery".

bearisgray 08-01-2011 01:55 PM

:thumbup: :roll: :lol: :thumbup:

writerwomen 08-01-2011 02:14 PM

Perfect learning lesson to taught to the younger genration who will pay for less


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