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Lisa773 06-15-2010 04:12 PM

:)

aliaslaceygreen 06-15-2010 04:43 PM

LOL!! And while I know it's a joke, it's the reason I firmly stand behind my often made comment when a woman says her husband allows her to stay at home so she doesn't expect him to lift a finger in the house. I always ask if they think that the day HE retires, she will too!!!

roseOfsharon 06-15-2010 04:57 PM

laughing ,, that is one funny ending! and Chasing Hawk, a great name indeed it is ! ;)

sandpat 06-15-2010 05:00 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: I spit on the monitor!!! Hilarious!

lab fairy 06-15-2010 05:44 PM

Gee, here I was thinking Carole Ann's housekeeping improved and then she later presented him with the bill for the new maid, cook and butt kicker.

amma 06-15-2010 06:00 PM


Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.

I about fell out of my chair when I read it.



EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

LMBO it sounds very feasible to me too!!! :D:D:D

susie0808 06-15-2010 06:05 PM

And my feed back is " If this was my husband saying this that and the other and make me a lemonade too while your at it" guess what ....If I had to do all that ... what do I need him for! That's right he would be booted out with the pointed end you know where! And making his own freaken dinner! Shame on you! lol!

MadQuilter 06-15-2010 07:10 PM

I'm surprised she has any dishes left to wash. At my house, there would have been the need for much sweeping of china chards. lol

littlehud 06-15-2010 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
This was sent to me in an email from my Sister In Law, she got it from her Dad.

I about fell out of my chair when I read it.



EDITOR'S NOTE:
Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

The perfect finish to the first story. :lol: :lol: :lol:

JanetM 06-15-2010 07:59 PM

My husband and I both laughed at this...sooo funny :!: :lol:
By the way, I love your "Action Cat" :thumbup:


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