Australian Humour This is a true Story
 

Farmer in outback Queensland goes to neighbors farmhouse and knocks on the door.
A boy about 9 years opens the door.
Is your mum or dad in the farmer asks.
No they went to town the boy replies.
How about your brother Howard is he home?
No he went to town too.
I really want to talk to your mum and dad about Howard getting my daughter pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment then said
"You will have to talk to my dad about that, I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig but I do not know how much he charges for Howard.:D:D:D

Thanks for my first laugh this morning.
Are kids smart?!

LOL
Lynn, Melb Aust

Too, too funny!!

LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

HEhehehehehe

Love it, I grew up on the farm

love Aussie humour-miss Australia and was just talking to mu DH about moving back.

Very funny!

Practical kid!