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Old 04-05-2012, 09:59 PM
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Farmer in outback Queensland goes to neighbors farmhouse and knocks on the door.
A boy about 9 years opens the door.
Is your mum or dad in the farmer asks.
No they went to town the boy replies.
How about your brother Howard is he home?
No he went to town too.
I really want to talk to your mum and dad about Howard getting my daughter pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment then said
"You will have to talk to my dad about that, I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig but I do not know how much he charges for Howard.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:12 AM
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Thanks for my first laugh this morning.
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:15 AM
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LOL
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Old 04-06-2012, 06:35 PM
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Too, too funny!!
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Old 04-07-2012, 03:14 AM
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LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
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HEhehehehehe
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Old 04-07-2012, 05:15 AM
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Love it, I grew up on the farm
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Old 04-07-2012, 09:03 AM
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love Aussie humour-miss Australia and was just talking to mu DH about moving back.
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Very funny!
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Practical kid!
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