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Old 04-04-2010, 12:33 PM
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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 5," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac. What a witch.
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:shock: :)
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Old 04-04-2010, 03:55 PM
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That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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I needed that laugh... Thanks
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I must go to the same Dr.
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Old 04-04-2010, 05:49 PM
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I must go to the same office too! They're all the same!
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hey - that's not so funny. that's me :hunf:
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That's awesome. You got me laughing aloud at this one! Thanks for sharing.
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Old 04-04-2010, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by butterflywing
hey - that's not so funny. that's me :hunf:
sorry BFW, I wasn't trying to let the cat out of the bag!! :lol:
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LOL! that's so funny. i sent that all the way to california from nj.
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