Science Exam
03-09-2011, 09:20 PM
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Children's Science Exam
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
Answers:
``
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
``
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
``
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.
``
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep
it in the cow.
``
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between
the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.
``
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
``
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your
bowels and you get intercontinental.
``
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
``
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
``
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A:
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels
A, E, I, O, and U.
``
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
``
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
``
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section." A: The Cesarean
Section is a district in Rome.
``
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be
after you be eight.
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam
Answers:
``
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
``
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
``
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.
``
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep
it in the cow.
``
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between
the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon,
because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I
forget where the sun joins in this fight.
``
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
``
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your
bowels and you get intercontinental.
``
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to
his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
``
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
``
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A:
The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels
A, E, I, O, and U.
``
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
``
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
``
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Cesarean Section." A: The Cesarean
Section is a district in Rome.
``
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be
after you be eight.
03-09-2011, 09:30 PM
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Oh this is sad honestly this sounds like it could come out of my daughters old school they were so bad at teaching the kids sorry it was the districts choice of text books and other teaching tools not the teachers themselves. I had to laugh though!!
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