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Thread: Lady's Yearly Exam

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    Senior Member Cheri_J's Avatar
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    I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
    The nurse started with certain basics.

    "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
    "135," I said
    The nurse put me on the scale.

    It turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asked "Your height?"
    "5 foot 4," I said.
    The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2"

    She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

    She put me on Prozac.

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    Super Member butterflies5518's Avatar
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    very funny! thanks for the giggle

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    Super Member MaryStoaks's Avatar
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    Thanks Cheri!

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    When my DD went for her first, she giggled thru the entire procedure. (The MD is someone I worked with so I was the chaperone.) It WASN'T a nervous giggle, she just thought it was a weird and silly thing to do. He and I just shook our heads.

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    I love this! Waiting to use it at my next appt.!!!

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    Funny! I had to share this with some friends.

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    Funny.

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    Thanks for the good laugh of the day.

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    I didn't realize that we went to the same doctor's office.

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    I told my doctor..I was just short for my size...add 6 inches on to me..and I would be perfect. ha ha ha

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    LOL I have this annoying nurses aid that weighs me and then hollers out my weight for the whole offic eand all examining rooms to hear. I don't think she knows I am a black belt. One of the tennents is self control. I sure need it then. :evil:

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    Sounds like my doctor visit, they are out to get us ha ha

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    Super Member wanda lou's Avatar
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    lol

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    Thanks for sharing and giving us all a chuckle!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Funny!

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    Good one!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Funny

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    How funny.

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