I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

very funny! thanks for the giggle

Thanks Cheri!

When my DD went for her first, she giggled thru the entire procedure. (The MD is someone I worked with so I was the chaperone.) It WASN'T a nervous giggle, she just thought it was a weird and silly thing to do. He and I just shook our heads.

I love this! Waiting to use it at my next appt.!!!

Funny! I had to share this with some friends.

Funny.

Thanks for the good laugh of the day.

I didn't realize that we went to the same doctor's office.

I told my doctor..I was just short for my size...add 6 inches on to me..and I would be perfect. ha ha ha