I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2" She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. |
very funny! thanks for the giggle
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Thanks Cheri!
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When my DD went for her first, she giggled thru the entire procedure. (The MD is someone I worked with so I was the chaperone.) It WASN'T a nervous giggle, she just thought it was a weird and silly thing to do. He and I just shook our heads.
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I love this! Waiting to use it at my next appt.!!!
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Funny! I had to share this with some friends.
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Funny.
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Thanks for the good laugh of the day.
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I didn't realize that we went to the same doctor's office.
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I told my doctor..I was just short for my size...add 6 inches on to me..and I would be perfect. ha ha ha
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LOL I have this annoying nurses aid that weighs me and then hollers out my weight for the whole offic eand all examining rooms to hear. I don't think she knows I am a black belt. One of the tennents is self control. I sure need it then. :evil:
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Sounds like my doctor visit, they are out to get us ha ha
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lol
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Thanks for sharing and giving us all a chuckle!
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Funny!
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Good one!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Funny
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How funny.
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