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Nancy Ingham 05-08-2013 09:43 AM

Being Poor.....Too cute not to share!
 
Annie, 6 years old, gets home from school ..
She had her first family planning lesson at school.

Her mother, very interested, asks; " How did it go?"

"I died of shame!" she answered!

"Sissy from over the road says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly, "But that's no reason to be ashamed!"

"No, but I can't tell them that we were so poor that daddy & you had to make me yourselves."

:D:D:D:D

Chasing Hawk 05-08-2013 12:08 PM

LOL.............Omg, that is too funny!!

Thanks, I really really needed a good laugh today.

bearisgray 05-08-2013 01:55 PM

Ah - so who really are poor kids? :o

Nanamoms 05-08-2013 03:05 PM

So funny and so true but innocent!!!!

shake_n_bake 05-09-2013 03:30 AM

Lol ty I need that

helenquilt 05-09-2013 04:32 AM

Great way to wake up the morning. When my granddaughter was in 8th grade she came home and told her parents she and a friend were starting a new club. They were the only two in the class whose parents were living together so they could not use their parents against each other to get what they wanted.

katesnanna 05-09-2013 05:31 AM

How sweet.

Dianemarie 05-09-2013 05:42 AM

L O L -- made my day !

AlaskaAlice 05-09-2013 06:16 AM

Love this!! Great morning LOL!

Grandma Bonnie 05-09-2013 06:24 AM

This is a good one! Thanks for the chuckle!

solstice3 05-09-2013 06:29 AM

Kids say the darnedest things :-)

owlvamp 05-09-2013 06:30 AM

That is really cute.

Jingle 05-09-2013 06:55 AM

Funny and sad at the same time. Kids percieve things differently than they really are.

Caswews 05-09-2013 07:07 AM

HAHAHAHAH I really needed that laugh today .. Thanks !!

tessagin 05-09-2013 09:59 AM

If I want a smile and laugh before the day is out, I know where I can find it. That is the best.

caspharm 05-09-2013 11:01 AM

Very cute!

IBQUILTIN 05-10-2013 10:56 AM

You just never know what to expect from the mouths of babes. They can sure make your day

twinkie 05-10-2013 05:25 PM

Too cute!!!!

maryb119 05-10-2013 05:55 PM

Too funny!


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