My car always has bumper sticker on it.

The one that stays the same says:
"HATE is not a family value."

Others revolve. there is usually an iggy (Italian Greyhound) sticker. This one says "Get Iggy with it"

and another is a Gandhi quote:
" I like your Christ.
I do not like your Christians.
They are so unlike your Christ."

(Sometimes folks around here need reminding of what are really Christian values...)

"Your mother was pro-life."


"When you go to war, remember to wear your brown pants."


"If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this in English, thank a soldier."

not a bumper sticker - but saw a license plate "wuzhiz" on a corvette.

My bro sent this one to me. "Quiltabeast Caution: Will stampede at the sight of a fabric sale." www.quarterinchpublishing.com I believe this company has a copyright on it but I thought it was hilarious! Sue

Not a quilt related one, but funny,
pull the wrinkles out of your face, go braless.

I know you can't use this one, but it is the only one that sticks in my mind: "What if the whole world fartet at once?" Not sure WHY anyone would put that on their car.

Oh, then there is "A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work." That could be quilt-verted.

A neighbor down the hall has this sign on her door, "Welcome to the house of poverty".

Not all who wander are lost....

The sign on our front door says, "Friends welcome. Family by appointment only." Under the fishing rod and fish!

These are really good! I love funny ones but not crazy about political or religious ones even if I agree with them.
But I love that Gandhi quote- awesome!!