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Thread: Best bumper sticker you ever saw???? (Looking for quilt theme)

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    Super Member teacherbailey's Avatar
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    Doesn't sound like a quilt topic exactly but bumper stickers are fun and I'm looking for one or more funnies to give me the theme for a new quilt. Please....PM me with yout favorite so they'll all be in one place---and not in my overloaded email box! I appreciate you for taking the time to do this!!!! All sticker sayings welcome!

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    Here are some of my favorites:

    1. I'm spending my kid's inheritance

    2. Re-Elect NO ONE

    3. Taxi Mom

    4. Kids on board

    5. Pets on board

    6. If you can read this -- You're too damn close!

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    I have brainfade and cannot recall any off the top of my head (and at 4:47 AM - yep - insomnia), but I will be on the lookout and will send you all that I see this weekend that I think are amusing. Sounds like a fun thing to do, and I have a lot of errands to accomplish, so I would expect to see one or two that make me chuckle, I would hope. Happy weekend.

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    My former car had "The most violent element of society is ignorance" and this one has "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

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    Moonpi - Love the dragon one!

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    Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a sign at a LFS that said "Sewer Parking only. All others will be thrown to the feed dogs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterflyblue
    Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a sign at a LFS that said "Sewer Parking only. All others will be thrown to the feed dogs."
    I have a sign next to my driveway that says "Parking for Nurses Only, All Others Will Be Put In ICU"

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    "Quilters do it around the block"

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    On my one ton dually diesel Dodge Ram 3500: Cowgirl Limousine. And Boys, you have just been passed by a Cowgirl

    I would like to get one that says: Does this horse make my butt look big?

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    Not quilting, but "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

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    I don't know if this would work for a quilt theme, "Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet him"

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    lauriejo, I cracked up when I read that. But how true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterflyblue
    Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a sign at a LFS that said "Sewer Parking only. All others will be thrown to the feed dogs."
    That might be a little funnier if sewer (person who sews) and sewer (place where your toilet flushings go) weren't spelled the same

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    love them

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    Brakes at all quilt shops

    Life is simple, eat, sleep quilt (that is what is around my license plate)

    Quilters do it on every block.

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    My son is a former Marine his reads....Too close for artillery switching to guns.

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    erstan947 love that one!

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    my husband owned a v w bug bumper sticker when i growup,i want to be a cadilac i owned a cadilac he put this on it owned by a poor husbands wife

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    I had one on a car that I no longer own that said "Will work for fabric" with a quilt block beside it.

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    Blessed are the children of the Piecemakers, for they shall inherit the quilts.

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    Had a license frame that said "BEWARE - Crazy Quilter". Unfortunately the frame was slightly too big for the license and stickers we have in Oregon, so had to abandon the frame. Ohhh, it was fun tho!

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    I have always liked the one my mom had hanging in her sewing room "the one who dies with the most stash wins".

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    On the back of a car being towed by a huge Motor Home:
    I go where I'm towed!

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    One of our couple friends have what I call a mini yacht. The guy had Poverty Sucks painted on it to look like a bumper sticker. LOL

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    I cant say what my old bummer sticker said lol im sooo bad!! And the ones i just thought of for quilting cant be typed here either,,,,,, i have a mind in the gutter. Maybe quilting will help. lol

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