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Thread: Best bumper sticker you ever saw???? (Looking for quilt theme)

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    Senior Member Quilting Nonnie's Avatar
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    Our neighbor, a former Marine, has a bumper sticker which says:

    Marines: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

    (I have kids in the Army)

    What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?

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    I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. (saw this on a car that was rusty and rickety lol.

    My other car is a BMW (on an old punchbuggy lol

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    This is not a bumper sticker but saw a guy on motorcycle and on the back of his shirt it said

    If you can read this, the bitch fell off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Margie
    This is not a bumper sticker but saw a guy on motorcycle and on the back of his shirt it said

    If you can read this, the bitch fell off.
    OMG -- I LOVE that one!! :lol: :lol:

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    Sorry nothing quilt related. The only bumper sticker that stuck in my tiny little grey matter was......"I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet". haha people are so grouchy these days!

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    My car always has bumper sticker on it.

    The one that stays the same says:
    "HATE is not a family value."

    Others revolve. there is usually an iggy (Italian Greyhound) sticker. This one says "Get Iggy with it"

    and another is a Gandhi quote:
    " I like your Christ.
    I do not like your Christians.
    They are so unlike your Christ."

    (Sometimes folks around here need reminding of what are really Christian values...)

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    "Your mother was pro-life."


    "When you go to war, remember to wear your brown pants."


    "If you can read this, thank a teacher.
    If you can read this in English, thank a soldier."

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    not a bumper sticker - but saw a license plate "wuzhiz" on a corvette.

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    My bro sent this one to me. "Quiltabeast Caution: Will stampede at the sight of a fabric sale." www.quarterinchpublishing.com I believe this company has a copyright on it but I thought it was hilarious! Sue

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    Not a quilt related one, but funny,
    pull the wrinkles out of your face, go braless.

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    I know you can't use this one, but it is the only one that sticks in my mind: "What if the whole world fartet at once?" Not sure WHY anyone would put that on their car.

    Oh, then there is "A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work." That could be quilt-verted.

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    A neighbor down the hall has this sign on her door, "Welcome to the house of poverty".

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    Not all who wander are lost....

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    The sign on our front door says, "Friends welcome. Family by appointment only." Under the fishing rod and fish!

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    These are really good! I love funny ones but not crazy about political or religious ones even if I agree with them.
    But I love that Gandhi quote- awesome!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pam
    On my one ton dually diesel Dodge Ram 3500: Cowgirl Limousine. And Boys, you have just been passed by a Cowgirl

    I would like to get one that says: Does this horse make my butt look big?
    OMG - - I would want to get one of these too! Let me know if you find any!!! LOL

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    Mine also isn't quilting related.. nor anything I would put on my car, but it made me laugh!
    "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop."
    Sorry, couldn't resist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daniellern76
    Mine also isn't quilting related.. nor anything I would put on my car, but it made me laugh!
    "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop."
    Sorry, couldn't resist!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Love all of these!!!! The Ghandi quote is great; I've never heard it---and agree completely with it. Thanks so much---and keep them coming! I'm really not looking for a quilt quote, just a great fun or serious bumper sticker (or short quote) that can be a starter for a quilt idea and somehow I'll incorporate the words/phrases in the quilt.

    Being a teacher, here is one of my favorites: It will be a great day when the schools have all the money they need and the Navy has to have a bake sale to buy a new bomber.

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    Teacher, that's a good one!!! :D

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    Not a quilt theme, but I loved this one. It was in our neighborhood, a new bright red Lincoln with white leather top. The tag said, "2nd wife". Have not seen it for a long time, which makes me wonder if there is now a 3rd one!

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    "I'm not in heat, so why are you on my tail?

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    and another is a Gandhi quote:
    " I like your Christ.
    I do not like your Christians.
    They are so unlike your Christ."

    (Sometimes folks around here need reminding of what are really Christian values...)[/quote]

    Amen!

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    I am a 911 Dispatcher and the one on my truck reads: "Dispatchers tell cops where to go!"

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