The funniest one I've seen was back in the 70's. It read: To all virgins, thanks for nothing.

My dad told me one: Let 'em freeze in the dark.

once he explained it, the sticker was funny...

This won't work for a quilt but I want to share it. I live in LaPine, Oregon -- known for being colder than Bend, Oregon ....except in the summer when it's hotter.

"Worried about global warming??? Spend a winter in LaPine, Oregon"

Now what REALLY makes this funny -- I just looked out the window and the rain has turned to SNOW!!!!!!!!! It quit after a few minutes...but MY GOSH, it's AUGUST!!!!!!

I love bumper stickers and t-shirt sayings, compiled a long list while I was working. Have to find and send some in. Thanks for the laughs today.

Just saw this on my way home. It was written big in black paint on the tale gate of an old red truck. It was written upside down. It said.. If you can read this turn me over.
I cracked up. Talk about red neck LOL

HA!! I'd want to stop the driver and ask if the sign worked! snicker

I have a favorite red tee shirt that has in bold letters
"IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME, BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO".

Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting!
Help! The Paranoids are after me!
Caution! This car stops at all Garage Sales!
I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!

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My ex had that shirt and his current wife had one that said "I'm the bitch"....truer words were never spoken (just kidding...I like her....sort of....)