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Airwick156 01-31-2011 08:20 PM

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So, she does. A very, very passionate kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

littlehud 01-31-2011 08:20 PM

What a giggle. Thanks for the laugh.

knlsmith 01-31-2011 08:23 PM

Rofl.

sewwhat85 01-31-2011 08:27 PM

ha ha

lauriejo 01-31-2011 09:25 PM

LOL I sure didn't see that one coming!

DAWNROBIN 01-31-2011 10:50 PM

giggle giggle

Chasing Hawk 01-31-2011 11:05 PM

Knowing how bikers are, he shoved the guy off the bridge afterwards

:shock: :shock:

gaby4v 02-01-2011 01:48 AM

LOL!!!!

quiltinggrandmaca 02-01-2011 04:10 AM

Oh, that was funny.

lovingmama 02-01-2011 06:56 AM


Originally Posted by Chasing Hawk
Knowing how bikers are, he shoved the guy off the bridge afterwards

:shock: :shock:

Is this what they call the Kiss of death?


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