The Biker
01-31-2011, 08:20 PM
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A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does. A very, very passionate kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked,
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does. A very, very passionate kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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