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Thread: All Girl Biker Bar....funny

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    An old,nearly blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

    After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

    'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

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    Goooooood onnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!!

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    :roll: :D :D

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    OMG so funny.

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    Great one. Made me laugh out loud. Gotta tell this one somebody quick while it is still fresh on my mind. That's Ditter for the laugh.

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    GOOD ONE!! :lol:

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    lol!

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    That is a good one. LOL LOL

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    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! That is a true Texas Cowboy joke!!!

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    Ohhhh LOL :)

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    LOL
    :)

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    This is one of your best!

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    Love that one :D Please keep them coming for us :) Hugs :D

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    Love It,Love It Keep Them Coming.

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    I wonder if he made it out of that bar in one piece???

    Another good one, Ditter.

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    LMBO!!!! Thanks Ditter!!

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thanks for the chuckle Ditter. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    LOL


    I have been in a few biker bars, never an all blonde one, they must ride Hondas..........LOL

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