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Airwick156 07-15-2011 01:31 PM

A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.
"Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meatloaf for dinner tonight
and it's just awful!
I followed the recipe exactly and I know I have the recipe right, because
it's the one you gave me.
But, it just didn't come out right and I'm so upset.
I wanted this to be so special for George, because he loves meat loaf.
What could have gone wrong"?
Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe.
You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step and
together we'll figure it out."
"Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef.'"

auntpiggylpn 07-15-2011 01:32 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

sueisallaboutquilts 07-15-2011 01:33 PM

OMG, I'm going to need the little girl's room! HAHAHAHA

Hen3rietta 07-15-2011 01:35 PM

ROFLMOL!!

jeaninmaine 07-15-2011 01:42 PM

OH I just love it. I can just picture a meatloaf made with a quarter of a cup of ground beef.

Chele 07-15-2011 01:50 PM

Gotta love those old family recipes!

alikat110 07-15-2011 01:58 PM

Funny

QuiltnNan 07-15-2011 03:22 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

quiltmouse 07-15-2011 05:13 PM

rofl rofl rofl

bearisgray 07-15-2011 05:15 PM

That could happen!

I have a couple of recipes that say "use a nickel Hershey bar . . ."

Kooklabell 07-15-2011 05:25 PM

OMG, I have a recipe from a friend that calls for 5 dollars worth of ham! I think its up to 15 by now LOL

blueangel 07-15-2011 06:13 PM

Love it

Painiacs 07-15-2011 06:37 PM

Too funny!!

bluteddi 07-15-2011 07:11 PM

I read this to DH... I thought he was going to fall out of his chair, he was laughing so hard!!!!

LOL

quiltgrammyt2 07-15-2011 07:16 PM

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lisanne 07-15-2011 08:12 PM

Ohhhh, I hurt from all that laughing!

star619 07-16-2011 04:17 AM

A quarter pound? More like a tablespoon! I haven't gotten out of the grocery store with under $100/week for 2 of us old people! Thank you, m'amm. D.S.

Carol's Quilts 07-16-2011 05:14 AM

Good one! Reminds me of the boys in high school putting 50 cents worth of gas in the car for the weekend!

Homespun 07-16-2011 05:24 AM

Very cute--I'm saving this one for my senior friends!

fivepaws 07-16-2011 07:22 AM

That's a great one.

Lynneander 07-16-2011 07:44 AM

I can't stop laughing ...

lass 07-16-2011 08:00 AM

When my daughter go married, my aunt gave her a receipe that my grandmother used to cook a whole hog. Needless to say we all got a laugh out of that.

Chasing Hawk 07-16-2011 08:01 AM

LOL

amma 07-16-2011 08:12 AM

:lol::lol::lol:

sewmom 07-16-2011 08:12 AM

This is especially funny to me b/c as a young bride, I made meatloaf one night for dinner. To this day I don't know what I did wrong, but it was very gross! We threw it away. We still laugh about my first meatloaf!

Chasing Hawk 07-16-2011 08:28 AM

My first meatloaf experience as a young bride.........

I grew up in a home with 4 other siblings and my Dad. So dinners were huge. Meatloaf at home was about 5 pounds....lol

Since this was the only way I knew how to cook (large batches) we ate meatloaf for a week...lol

quiltaroni 07-16-2011 10:11 AM

Good one!

patski 07-16-2011 10:59 AM

that is soooo funny. I remember when you could use 50 cents of ground beef

blossom808 07-16-2011 11:21 AM

funny

JanieH 07-16-2011 11:40 AM

Wonderful! Sure shows how things have changed!

Ileen 07-16-2011 12:18 PM

I am in tears Can't stop Laughing!!!

Sandra in Minnesota 07-16-2011 12:27 PM

That's really good.

chance 07-16-2011 01:24 PM

Can't stop laughing.

nhnative 07-16-2011 01:58 PM

That's funny

jojosnana 07-16-2011 02:20 PM

DGD and I are LOL....

caspharm 07-16-2011 02:57 PM

DH and I are LOL... Love today's prices!

jbj137 07-19-2011 06:36 PM

That is not enough
for even a tiny hamburger.
Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!!
J J


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