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Thread: Brides Meatloaf joke

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    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears.
    "Oh, Mom, I tried to make Grandmother's meatloaf for dinner tonight
    and it's just awful!
    I followed the recipe exactly and I know I have the recipe right, because
    it's the one you gave me.
    But, it just didn't come out right and I'm so upset.
    I wanted this to be so special for George, because he loves meat loaf.
    What could have gone wrong"?
    Her mother replied soothingly, "Well, dear, let's go through the recipe.
    You read it out loud and tell me exactly what you did at each step and
    together we'll figure it out."
    "Okay," the bride sniffled. "Well, it starts out, 'Take fifty cents worth of ground beef.'"

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    OMG, I'm going to need the little girl's room! HAHAHAHA

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    ROFLMOL!!

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    OH I just love it. I can just picture a meatloaf made with a quarter of a cup of ground beef.

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    Gotta love those old family recipes!

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    Funny

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    rofl rofl rofl

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    That could happen!

    I have a couple of recipes that say "use a nickel Hershey bar . . ."

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    OMG, I have a recipe from a friend that calls for 5 dollars worth of ham! I think its up to 15 by now LOL

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    Love it

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    Too funny!!

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    I read this to DH... I thought he was going to fall out of his chair, he was laughing so hard!!!!

    LOL

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    LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Ohhhh, I hurt from all that laughing!

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    A quarter pound? More like a tablespoon! I haven't gotten out of the grocery store with under $100/week for 2 of us old people! Thank you, m'amm. D.S.

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    Good one! Reminds me of the boys in high school putting 50 cents worth of gas in the car for the weekend!

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    Very cute--I'm saving this one for my senior friends!

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    That's a great one.

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    I can't stop laughing ...

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    When my daughter go married, my aunt gave her a receipe that my grandmother used to cook a whole hog. Needless to say we all got a laugh out of that.

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    LOL

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    This is especially funny to me b/c as a young bride, I made meatloaf one night for dinner. To this day I don't know what I did wrong, but it was very gross! We threw it away. We still laugh about my first meatloaf!

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