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Momsmurf 01-20-2011 04:53 PM

British Classified Ads........
You have to love British humour!


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:




FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!




FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.




FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.




COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.




JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

Must sell washer and dryer £100.




WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.




**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows f*****g everything!

Granna of 5 01-20-2011 05:06 PM

Definitely some great humor.

Carol's Quilts 01-20-2011 05:23 PM

I am absolutely ON THE FLOOR !!

quiltingfan 01-20-2011 05:26 PM

LOL Thanks for the laugh

GAgal 01-20-2011 05:42 PM

Love it! Doesn't some humor warm up a cold winter day!

karenchi 01-20-2011 05:54 PM

ROTFLMAO

shawnemily 01-20-2011 05:54 PM

LOL..........love them!!!

quiltlonger 01-20-2011 05:55 PM

What some people won't sell!! tooo funny

Boscobd 01-20-2011 07:05 PM

So funny!

Ditter43 01-20-2011 07:47 PM

:lol: :lol: Funny!!! :-D

sewwhat85 01-20-2011 09:30 PM

lol

trisha 01-20-2011 09:58 PM

Way too funny!!!

C.Cal Quilt Girl 01-20-2011 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by karenchi
ROTFLMAO

:-D :-D Me too.... nothing like saying it like it is !! :-D :-D

redkimba 01-21-2011 07:02 AM

No one has a more wicked sense of humor than the English. One of the few folks on the planet who can insult you & you thank them for it only to realize later what really happened.

mrs theo 01-21-2011 08:27 AM

Soooo funny :lol:

lyndad 01-21-2011 08:30 AM

Soooo funny

ukmuminusa 01-21-2011 08:39 AM

Typical English sense of humour and I should know LOL


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