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Thread: British Classified Ads

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    British Classified Ads........
    You have to love British humour!


    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:




    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

    8 years old.

    Hateful little bastard.

    Bites!




    FREE PUPPIES.

    1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

    1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.




    FREE PUPPIES.

    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.




    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

    Also 1 gay bull for sale.




    JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

    Must sell washer and dryer 100.




    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

    Worn once by mistake.

    Call Stephanie.




    **** And the WINNER is... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.

    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

    Excellent condition, 200 or best offer.

    No longer needed, got married, wife knows f*****g everything!

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    Definitely some great humor.

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    I am absolutely ON THE FLOOR !!

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    LOL Thanks for the laugh

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    Love it! Doesn't some humor warm up a cold winter day!

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    ROTFLMAO

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    LOL..........love them!!!

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    What some people won't sell!! tooo funny

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    So funny!

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    :lol: :lol: Funny!!! :-D

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    lol

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    Way too funny!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by karenchi
    ROTFLMAO
    :-D :-D Me too.... nothing like saying it like it is !! :-D :-D

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    No one has a more wicked sense of humor than the English. One of the few folks on the planet who can insult you & you thank them for it only to realize later what really happened.

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    Soooo funny :lol:

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    Soooo funny

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    Typical English sense of humour and I should know LOL

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