British Classified Ads........
You have to love British humour!


These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:




FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old.

Hateful little bastard.

Bites!




FREE PUPPIES.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.




FREE PUPPIES.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.




COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.




JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

Must sell washer and dryer £100.




WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.




**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows f*****g everything!

Definitely some great humor.

I am absolutely ON THE FLOOR !!

LOL Thanks for the laugh

Love it! Doesn't some humor warm up a cold winter day!

ROTFLMAO

LOL..........love them!!!

What some people won't sell!! tooo funny

So funny!

:lol: :lol: Funny!!! :-D