we have a state store named, Liquor Quick.

We have Pak-a-sack convenience stores here.
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Somewhere in my DH's travels he saw a store named Bridal Gowns and Shotguns.
About a month ago we were traveling across the sound and ran across PP Store in large letters above a department/general type store. In smaller print those were the owner's initials. Only in the NC swamp where everybody and his brother knows everybody else . . . and their business.

I have done a lot of traveling and my two favoritas are in Canyonville, OR 'Guns and Buns' Yes gun shop with a bakery.
My all time favorite was in Santa Fe, NM 'Renee's Hooker Service' OK clean up your minds it was a Tow Truck.

two around here

Half Hollow Dental Center

Twin Rivers Urology

We also have a fuel company named Johnson & Dix, which always make me chuckle, but I have a very dirty mind...

Dr. Holepit, the gynecologist.

I saw a damaged canned food store called Wrecked Em

Slogan for the Septic Tank Service company.... "In #2 we are #1"

There is a urologist here named.... Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp. There is another doctor in the office named Dr. Wang.

The other day I saw a truck for a septic service with the name Doody Calls.

And years ago there was one whose slogan was "we're #1 in a #2 business".