There's a chain of stores I saw in Dallas called "Condoms R Us"

Amigone (am i gone) Funeral Home, Austin, TX

Some of the Bar's my DH used to visit -- E.R. --He's Not Here--- He Left10 Minutes Ago --Gone Fishin' --In The Dog House -- The Beer Joint -- . He left me a note on the fridge one day saying meet me ''in the garage'' My heart pert'neer stopped. I had gone to HancockFabric the day before and sort of went a bit crazy -all my new stuff was still setting in bags on the sewing table with a couple bolts and another new sewing machine.Our 2 car garage was my sewing cave. This was one time I was glad it turned out to be a bar...

Had a friend back in the 70's ( of course I was just a child then, uhh not) who owned a water bed store named "Wet Dreams". City told him he could not put a sign up because the name was " a dirty-minded name". He told them THEY were the ones with a dirty mind.

Dr. Boonswang, rectal doctor here.............

OMG, PT, I read your post before I noticed who wrote it, but knew right away it was my area. Johnson & Dix was our oil company for years and I have to say I never thought of the name until now, in this context! LOL

How about the "Honey Wagon" for a septic tank cleaner.


"Got A Bug, Call Doug" for an exterminator (Douglas Pest Control, Inc.).

I had a Radiologist Dr that performed my breast biopsy - the radiation techs kept me laughing during the procedure (when the Dr. was out of the room) by telling me the Dr's name was Richard Head - they called him Dr. Dick Head.

Three Dentists/Doctors in our area ...........

Dr. Blood .... a hemotologist

Dr. Anger ... a dentist

Dr. Smile ... a dentist



Hairport International ... hair salon

Love is in the Hair ... hair salon

a relative of my best friend has a business called the "Happy Hooker" It's a bait shop LOL