Happy New Year!
> > A PRACTICAL SOLUTION TO FINDING INNER PEACE! > > > > I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all > use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on > the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The > way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and > have never finished." > > So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't > finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle > of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, > the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, > some Doritos, Salsa, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch. > > > > > > ...You have no idea how freak'n calm I feel right now. |
Funnnny.
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Oh, yeah!
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Love it. Thanks for the laugh.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... I like that kind of advice :D
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i'd still be going around in circles if i tried that!
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I guess I had better look around but, I won't find any alcohol here other than rubbing . LOL
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Sounds like you need your stomach pumped.
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sounds like fun LOL
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A good one!
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