I just saw a topic on a "Retirement Bag" that someone made for a friend and coworker who is retiring and got me thinking.

When a very good friend of mine retired I had a Mug made with the following quote I had seen in a bar in Vermont:

"Goodbye Tension,
Hello Pension!"

I was curious as to how many people know different quotes.

I also saw a note on the back of one of our local septic tank trucks which read:

"Back off or I'll flush!"

What's your favorite ones?

Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"

That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

Morning Marsye

My 6 yr. old DGS says" you get what you get so don't throw a fit."

Oh, yeah, right, like I would care! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marsye it would take a lot more than that to offend you. We've never met face to face but even on line I can tell that you aren't a person that offends easily or even means to offend others intentionally. :-D Besides, it's their logo and it's painted on all their trucks. That's what this thread asked for right???? Of course it might get the whacked with the
"Oh no you dint" axe now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Seen on a truck that picks up junk (for a fee) - " If you aren't happy with our service, we'll bring it all back."

A "junk store" in Mo. "seer and lowbucks".

On a plumbing co van: Flush Gordan

West Texas gas station/diner: Diesel Fried Chicken

My friends brother had a septic pumping company.

"Your crap is our bread and butter"

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My daughter in college, to a beau who didn't make the grade:

"Cancel my subscription, I don't want your issues."

Not a problem, I understand. My sister lived in that town and it was a short lived advertising campaign anyway. Bet the marketing person got fired.

cute quotes

To a politian: Had to sell the cow, so I don't need your bull!"

On a mattress truck that happened to be at an assisted living facility - "The Young and the Rest of Us." I thought it was Young and Restless at first.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'll bet it did :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love this one. I need to say this to a couple of my family members :lol: :lol: :lol: