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Thread: Cute Quotes

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    I just saw a topic on a "Retirement Bag" that someone made for a friend and coworker who is retiring and got me thinking.

    When a very good friend of mine retired I had a Mug made with the following quote I had seen in a bar in Vermont:

    "Goodbye Tension,
    Hello Pension!"

    I was curious as to how many people know different quotes.

    I also saw a note on the back of one of our local septic tank trucks which read:

    "Back off or I'll flush!"

    What's your favorite ones?

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    Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
    "Let us remove your shorts"

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    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready
    Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
    "Let us remove your shorts"
    That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

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    Morning Marsye

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    My 6 yr. old DGS says" you get what you get so don't throw a fit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by marsye
    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready
    Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
    "Let us remove your shorts"
    That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Oh, yeah, right, like I would care! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Marsye it would take a lot more than that to offend you. We've never met face to face but even on line I can tell that you aren't a person that offends easily or even means to offend others intentionally. :-D Besides, it's their logo and it's painted on all their trucks. That's what this thread asked for right???? Of course it might get the whacked with the
    "Oh no you dint" axe now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready
    Quote Originally Posted by marsye
    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready
    Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
    "Let us remove your shorts"
    That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Oh, yeah, right, like I would care! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Marsye it would take a lot more than that to offend you. We've never met face to face but even on line I can tell that you aren't a person that offends easily or even means to offend others intentionally. :-D
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    Seen on a truck that picks up junk (for a fee) - " If you aren't happy with our service, we'll bring it all back."

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    A "junk store" in Mo. "seer and lowbucks".

    On a plumbing co van: Flush Gordan

    West Texas gas station/diner: Diesel Fried Chicken

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    My friends brother had a septic pumping company.

    "Your crap is our bread and butter"

    ***one comment surgically edited as a bit too "iffy". we aim for a G-rating here in order that our board doesn't get picked up in X-rated googles.

    not to fuss at the poster. FYI to all. ;-) ***

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    My daughter in college, to a beau who didn't make the grade:

    "Cancel my subscription, I don't want your issues."

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    Not a problem, I understand. My sister lived in that town and it was a short lived advertising campaign anyway. Bet the marketing person got fired.

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    cute quotes

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    To a politian: Had to sell the cow, so I don't need your bull!"

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    On a mattress truck that happened to be at an assisted living facility - "The Young and the Rest of Us." I thought it was Young and Restless at first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marsye
    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready
    Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
    "Let us remove your shorts"
    That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
    :lol: :lol: :lol: I'll bet it did :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazeljane
    My daughter in college, to a beau who didn't make the grade:

    "Cancel my subscription, I don't want your issues."
    I love this one. I need to say this to a couple of my family members :lol: :lol: :lol:

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