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no1jan 06-20-2010 02:24 AM

I just saw a topic on a "Retirement Bag" that someone made for a friend and coworker who is retiring and got me thinking.

When a very good friend of mine retired I had a Mug made with the following quote I had seen in a bar in Vermont:

"Goodbye Tension,
Hello Pension!"

I was curious as to how many people know different quotes.

I also saw a note on the back of one of our local septic tank trucks which read:

"Back off or I'll flush!"

What's your favorite ones?

raptureready 06-20-2010 04:17 AM

Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"

marsye 06-20-2010 04:22 AM


Originally Posted by raptureready
Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"

That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

kwiltkrazy 06-20-2010 04:22 AM

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

kwiltkrazy 06-20-2010 04:23 AM

Morning Marsye

Fiber Artist 06-20-2010 04:45 AM

My 6 yr. old DGS says" you get what you get so don't throw a fit."

raptureready 06-20-2010 04:55 AM


Originally Posted by marsye

Originally Posted by raptureready
Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"

That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, yeah, right, like I would care! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marsye it would take a lot more than that to offend you. We've never met face to face but even on line I can tell that you aren't a person that offends easily or even means to offend others intentionally. :-D Besides, it's their logo and it's painted on all their trucks. That's what this thread asked for right???? Of course it might get the whacked with the
"Oh no you dint" axe now. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

marsye 06-20-2010 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by raptureready

Originally Posted by marsye

Originally Posted by raptureready
Bodine Electric, Champaign, Il.
"Let us remove your shorts"

That offends me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, yeah, right, like I would care! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Marsye it would take a lot more than that to offend you. We've never met face to face but even on line I can tell that you aren't a person that offends easily or even means to offend others intentionally. :-D


renee765 06-20-2010 06:02 AM

Seen on a truck that picks up junk (for a fee) - " If you aren't happy with our service, we'll bring it all back."

erstan947 06-20-2010 06:50 AM

A "junk store" in Mo. "seer and lowbucks".

On a plumbing co van: Flush Gordan

West Texas gas station/diner: Diesel Fried Chicken


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