My friends brother had a septic pumping company.

"Your crap is our bread and butter"

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My daughter in college, to a beau who didn't make the grade:

"Cancel my subscription, I don't want your issues."

Not a problem, I understand. My sister lived in that town and it was a short lived advertising campaign anyway. Bet the marketing person got fired.

cute quotes

To a politian: Had to sell the cow, so I don't need your bull!"

On a mattress truck that happened to be at an assisted living facility - "The Young and the Rest of Us." I thought it was Young and Restless at first.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'll bet it did :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love this one. I need to say this to a couple of my family members :lol: :lol: :lol: