Yes, I know I am my cats' servant.

I used to have a 6-pound cat, a little black one named Spook. She was my sleeping companion. Unfortunately for me, all I had was a twin bed. It never ceased to amaze me that a 6-pound animal could maneuver herself into the exact center of the bed and a 200+ pound adult onto the edge of the mattress.

LOL sounds like Paws, but he is more like 20 lbs. He gets anything he wants. I am firmly wrapped around his paw - all four of them.

Adorable! Thanks for posting.

I read this to Jake and Henry. (Pictured in my Avatar). They scoffed at it. Especially the bed part.

Too funny!!! Love it!!! I need to read it to our doggie and see if she gets the points being set and will adhere to them. Yeah, right!!! LOL

Only a pet owner would understand some of those.

My cat likes to race me down the stairs. Once he some how got between my legs and I wound up sliding the rest of the way down, I had serious rug burns on my back and bottom.

I'm laying there wondering if I broke anything and that cat jumped on my chest and started rubbing his head against my face. That's the "I'm hungry, why haven't you filled my bowl yet?" rub.

Then he climbed off and just sat there looking at me quizzically trying to figure out why I was laying down and not feeding him.

When my first kitty died-yes the one that tripped me up-I couldn't bring myself to wash those nose prints off the window. It was all I had left of him and whenever I saw his little nose prints on the window I'd remember him foundly. DH finally washed them off about a year later.

I'll have to read this to my cat - not that it will make any difference to her!

:lol: :P :lol: :lol: :P :P :P :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!