I don't know if any of you have got this e-mail but I just had to share it! I laughed until my sides are hurting. So true! We have been there and done that!
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Mary

Thanks for the laugh!! Needed that today!!!

One time I had to go out quickly and had baked potatoes cooking, so told DH that I had set the timer and when it went off to please turn it off, but he could leave the potatoes in the oven. Got home over 2 hours later and the buzzer was turned off - just as I asked, but the oven was still on!!! Those baked potatoes were instant mashed! This man does not cook!!!

:lol: probably thought buzzer and oven worked together!!??!!! :roll:

OMG my sides are killing me and I can't see because of the tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. That was great thanks so much

You are welcome!
I just played this for my DH! He can relate! :lol: :?

Ooooooo my sides hurt LOL Am glad I don't # my shopping lists for hubby ;)

:lol: That was funny... Loved it...

That could have been me and NO I don't number them anymore!
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I k now I liked it! Hee hee

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OMG -- I knew I should have went to the bathroom before I listened to this!!

LMAO!!!

Sorry about that ! :oops: Should have warned you! :twisted: :wink:

That was hilarious!

Absolutely hilarious!!!!! Thank you so much for posting it!!!

I really enjoyed that one! I played it for my widowed seniors quilting at church! They got a kick out of it also! Thanks so much for sharing! :lol:

Chele KittyGram
Glad you all enjoyed it! Laughter is the best medicine! When my leg is hurting I just have to find something to take my mind off it!

Shemjo So glad they liked it!

I would love to do comedy! My jokes sorta flop if you know what I mean!!! :roll:
Mary

I love that. Laughed til I cried. It was so funny. Thanks for sharing.uij :lol: :lol: Sorry about uij, cat walked across the keyboard.

Littlehud, I have lots of strange cat language messages! The keyboard makes a great running board! :lol:

OMG - sides hurt - tears in my eyes - almost peed my pants! Can't wait to show this to DH. Thanks - are there any more from this hysterical woman? And who is she?

Your cat was putting in a message about what it thought about it! :lol: :lol:

I got this thru an e-mail and I looked it up. This lady does stand up comedy. Her name is Jeanne Robertson. She does go across country with her show and guest speaks at different functions. She also refers to her husband as Left Brain!! I think there is 4 or 5 DVDs out too.

I had never heard of her before.

I have heard of Erma Bombeck and Barbara Johnson and their comedy (I have some of their books!)

Kitchen humor!!! Hummmmm The only reason my house has a kitchen is cause it came with it. lol

LOL! About the only use my kitchen gets is to make coffee. I have been living alone for the first time in my life since last September. My daughter came to visit last month and on the second day she comes to me and says, "Mom. When was the last time you went grocery shopping?" I thought, and thought, and finally shrugged and said, "I dunno."

Oh Mary, that is funny. Almost as funny as the ugly fatquarter! (see the recent topics) teeheee.

oh my gosh. too funny

Just hope she didn't put in all that Left Brain bought! hee hee
She is probably still and will be for years, using all that four and sugar!

Looked at the recipe and she HAS his recipe too! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And this goes to show I didn't read very good! :oops: :oops: :oops:

I just forwarded it to DH. Wonder if he sees the humor in it. He has come back from shopping a time or two and NOT brought the items on the list because I had mistakenly wrote the brand name as part of the item. When the store didn't carry the brand name, he got lost. poor poor male brain - what a challenge. lol

That made my day. Thanks for sharing.

:lol: :lol:

When we were kids my Mom sent us with our teenaged cousin to the grocery store. On the list was 4 1/2 gallons. He knew my Mom had the half gallon size at home so - he started piling those cartons in the shopping cart. Nine cartons looked like an awful lot, even for the milk-loving family we are and we asked him about it. He insisted.

The look on her face...!

that was hilarious!!!! needed a morning laugh--thanks

OMG that was way too funny, thanks

I just listened to it with my husband and 17 yr old daughter. We were all in tears.

As I listened I could picture my husband doing the same thing. That's why it was SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny to me.

Thanks for the laugh.
Angie

Very funny! I can see it! Thanks for sharing!

This is hilarious!!! I still have tears from laughing...have to get my DH to listen...he kept hollering from the other room....what on earth are you laughing at?????

Ouch Ouch Ouch My stomach hurts from laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: She is hysterically funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG my DH is a compulsive list-shopper. It's a bit of an issue between us. If I dare write something like "tomatoes" on the list and say- don't buy unless they are nice - he will still come home with dead tomatoes just because they were on the list.
Now to remember, don't number....