It only hurts when I look at it.

Blooming Idiots I work as a floral designer but I think it would make a better sitcom

"MY QUILTS" Proof of my existance to future generations.

"Back Up, I want to try again."

J J

"Old to quick, smart to late"

(Thanks to my mother)

A PLATEFUL OF LOVE

She's always right (My Mother of course!)

If I knew then what i know now, I wouldn't have done it

Mulligan!!!!!

Wow What a ride, Can we go again!!

and my second would have to be what sewdamncute said, You can't make this S**t Up!