Don't pick your nose in a glass elevator
 

So what would the title of your autobiography be?

The title of mine " I road all the waves I could find, and still looking".

I cannot die yet, I still have fabric!

What a rollar coaster ride!!

Ooops. Wrong again

Send in the Clowns!! I could write several mini series that would put "reality" shows to shame!! But I survived!!

Nothing is hard if you know how.

"Came Out Smelling Like a Rose," because when I lived for years in Texas where we had so many Longhorn cattle, I used to say I had stepped in every "cowpatty" crossing the pasture, but came out the other side smelling like a rose.:thumbup:

Great topic, by the way!

Jan in VA

"It Seemed Like A Good Idea, at The Time"

"What you see, Is what you get"

Live In The Moment- forget yesterday and plan for tomorrow

Lets Go Back to the Beginning

I Just Kept Getting Out of Bed.

If I had known I was going to get this old, I would have taken better care of myself. (can we fit all that on the cover of the book?)

does it ever end?

"I Did the Best With What I Had"
Subtitled: "And I Didn't Do So Bad"

Gullible's travels

Stay away from the inner voices and go quilt !LOL

My Mother was Right.

When ya know better; ya do better

I'm haven't finished

wow so many things run through the mind on a question like this. LOL
Mostly I think
Could I have been any dumber?
Or.. All the things one shouldn't do..

Wish I'd known then what I know now.

She has gone where she was going.

You Can't Make This S**t Up!!

LOL Now that is a really good one.

Yup, that sounds like mine too.

Kids don't come with instructions!

Mine would be a collection of short stories in one book and titled My diffrent lives or strives to be diffrent from the ordinary

How about, "If you're wearing a skirt, be sure you have underwear on while riding in a glass elevator."

It only hurts when I look at it.

Blooming Idiots I work as a floral designer but I think it would make a better sitcom

"MY QUILTS" Proof of my existance to future generations.

"Back Up, I want to try again."

J J

"Old to quick, smart to late"

(Thanks to my mother)

A PLATEFUL OF LOVE

She's always right (My Mother of course!)

If I knew then what i know now, I wouldn't have done it

Mulligan!!!!!

Wow What a ride, Can we go again!!

and my second would have to be what sewdamncute said, You can't make this S**t Up!