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Ditter43 04-25-2011 06:12 AM
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there
is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”




Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

MaryStoaks 04-25-2011 06:15 AM
Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:

dar627742 04-25-2011 06:17 AM
FUNNY!!!!!
dar

amandasgramma 04-25-2011 06:18 AM
ROLMAO!!!! GOOD one!

CarrieAnne 04-25-2011 06:22 AM
lol!

carhop 04-25-2011 06:22 AM
too cute LOL

thequilteddove 04-25-2011 06:32 AM
Too funny. Reading this makes me glad I'm 70#s over weight. If only I could get my doctor to accept your explaination as to why lol

fraydknot12326 04-25-2011 06:33 AM
:lol: Thanx for the chuckle! :lol:

janethagy 04-25-2011 06:49 AM
OH!! I am so smart now can !!
Thanks Ditter I needed that :)

quiltlonger 04-25-2011 06:53 AM
thats a no brainer!!


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