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This is fabulous and sooo……………. True!!!

This is fabulous and sooo……………. True!!!

Old 04-25-2011, 06:12 AM
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there
is no more room, it distributes out
to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't
heavy, we are enormously cultured,
educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt
in the mirror I will think,
“Good grief, look how smart I am!”




Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:15 AM
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Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:17 AM
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FUNNY!!!!!
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:18 AM
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ROLMAO!!!! GOOD one!
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:22 AM
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lol!
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:22 AM
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too cute LOL
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:32 AM
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Too funny. Reading this makes me glad I'm 70#s over weight. If only I could get my doctor to accept your explaination as to why lol
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:33 AM
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:lol: Thanx for the chuckle! :lol:
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:49 AM
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OH!! I am so smart now can !!
Thanks Ditter I needed that :)
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:53 AM
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thats a no brainer!!
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