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Thread: This is fabulous and sooo……………. True!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and
    wisdom in our heads that when there
    is no more room, it distributes out
    to the rest of our bodies.
    So we aren't
    heavy, we are enormously cultured,
    educated and happy.

    Beginning today, when I look at my butt
    in the mirror I will think,
    “Good grief, look how smart I am!”




    Must be where “Smart Ass” came from!

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    FUNNY!!!!!
    dar

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    ROLMAO!!!! GOOD one!

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    lol!

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    too cute LOL

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    Too funny. Reading this makes me glad I'm 70#s over weight. If only I could get my doctor to accept your explaination as to why lol

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    :lol: Thanx for the chuckle! :lol:

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    OH!! I am so smart now can !!
    Thanks Ditter I needed that :)

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    thats a no brainer!!

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    Love it!! It's gotta be true!!!!!!! hee hee

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    I like it I like it Alot :!:

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    :D:D:D

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    i must be really smart i just thought i was short for my weight if i was 7foot 8 inches tall i would be slender. LOL

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    It's TRUE!!! Hahahaha!!!!

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