~ Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

~ To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

~ If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

~ Diet Tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

~ If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

~ Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

~ Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

~ A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?


That's my story and I'm sticking to it. :thumbup:

What fun - I knew I loved chocolate for a reason!

I so believe EVERY word in this post!!!!

would so love to find any chocolate today!

Love dark chocolate. My SIL brought me gift of Dark Chocolate covered Coffee Beans. Oh so good, I have been on a caffine high all day.

Wiseman House, in Hico, Tx, sells the best chocalate... My favorite is Mocha Crunch....delicious dark chocolate with premium ground coffee beans mixed in it.....yummmmmmmyyyyy!!!!!

Amen (rofl).

I knew I liked Chocolate for a reason.

:)

LOL I'm going to put that on a plaque and hang it in my sewing room!