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mythreesuns 02-11-2013 04:56 PM

A funny for all grandma's...
 
GRANDMAS ARE SMART

I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the
ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from
him and I asked him not to do that.

"Why?" my Grandson asked "Because it's been on the ground; you don't
know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs, and
sometimes germs make little boys sick and not feel good" I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and
asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff.
It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let
you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently
pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it! He beamed, So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa."

"Exactly," I replied with a big smile on my face.

Hope you enjoyed...

Sunnye 02-11-2013 05:09 PM

That says it all!
Enjoy that little smart guy.

ShabbyTabby 02-11-2013 05:13 PM

Too Cute. Out of the mouths of Babes...LOL

Ileen 02-11-2013 07:14 PM

Thanks for Sharing I love it.!!!!!!

nancyw 02-13-2013 05:18 AM

I got a chuckle out of that. Thanks for sharing.

lillybeck 02-13-2013 05:20 AM

I cannot stop laughing

maryb119 02-13-2013 08:05 AM

I love it!

QM 02-13-2013 08:08 AM

Good for you.

JBeamer 02-13-2013 08:16 AM

Isn't that the truth! LOL

crafty pat 02-13-2013 08:19 AM

That was so funny. Kids can really come up with some witty things.

Jack_of_all_Master_none 02-13-2013 10:18 AM

No truer words have ever been spoken.

cherrio 02-13-2013 10:31 AM

oh, I'm sending this one to the in-laws!!

MimiBug123 02-13-2013 11:32 AM

From the mouths of babes!!!!!! Thanks for a good laugh!

owlvamp 02-13-2013 11:35 AM

Funny. Enjoy your grandson. I love my three to pieces . They come up with stuff everyday. They are wonderful.

Cindy60545 02-13-2013 02:30 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! Out of the mouths of babes.................

JLMiller 02-13-2013 10:27 PM

now just how precious is that... roflmao... toooo dang cute... just how old is this little guy?? cuz he sure does sound like he could be the next politican.. lolol... hugsssssssssssssss

Jannie 02-13-2013 11:27 PM

I love it. Grandpa didn't think it was that funny.

irquilter 02-14-2013 04:07 AM

Wonderful story thanks.

Cagey 02-14-2013 06:59 AM

That is funny! Sent it to all the Grandmas I know. Thanks for sharing this - from another Wisconsinite.

jojo47 03-02-2013 07:05 PM

Cute story! But I bet grandpas have to pass their own special tests! :)


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