my dad just sent me this so I thought I would pass it on


An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon
Her return, her father accosted her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a
Line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mother
Through?'
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
Coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
Certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside, and a membership to the country club...........
(takes a breath).............
And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht
On the Riviera and... ...'
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
The girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
Come here and give yer old dad a hug.'

LOL!

LOL! I needed a good laugh, thanks!!

I heard that a long time ago. Glad you told it, it is funny !!!

Funny how money changes what you hear, huh??? lol

Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Thanks for the laugh Money can sure change a mind (hum)

Too funny-thanks for the laugh!!

Is that your "puppy" all grown up? I don't think you've shown his picture in awhile. Would you please post his picture so we can see him all grown up?

oh, i love that :wink:

well he is only a year old and 120 lbs,so he is almost all grown up