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    Super Member azdesertrat's Avatar
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    my dad just sent me this so I thought I would pass it on


    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon
    Her return, her father accosted her.
    'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a
    Line?
    Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mother
    Through?'
    The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..'
    'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner!
    You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
    'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur
    Coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings
    Certificate.
    For me little brother, this gold Rolex.
    And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible
    that's parked outside, and a membership to the country club...........
    (takes a breath).............
    And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht
    On the Riviera and... ...'
    'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad.
    The girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.'
    'Oh! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant.
    Come here and give yer old dad a hug.'

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    LOL!

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    LOL! I needed a good laugh, thanks!!

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    I heard that a long time ago. Glad you told it, it is funny !!!

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    Funny how money changes what you hear, huh??? lol

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    Funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Thanks for the laugh Money can sure change a mind (hum)

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    Too funny-thanks for the laugh!!

    Is that your "puppy" all grown up? I don't think you've shown his picture in awhile. Would you please post his picture so we can see him all grown up?

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    oh, i love that :wink:

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    Quote Originally Posted by janRN
    Too funny-thanks for the laugh!!

    Is that your "puppy" all grown up? I don't think you've shown his picture in awhile. Would you please post his picture so we can see him all grown up?
    well he is only a year old and 120 lbs,so he is almost all grown up
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    Quote Originally Posted by azdesertrat
    Quote Originally Posted by janRN
    Too funny-thanks for the laugh!!

    Is that your "puppy" all grown up? I don't think you've shown his picture in awhile. Would you please post his picture so we can see him all grown up?
    well he is only a year old and 120 lbs,so he is almost all grown up
    he puts up with alot,but he is very loved

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    so glad you added the second picture...he was almost camoflaged on my monitor in the first.
    He looks like such a loving, handsome boy.
    My little ten pound beagle/chi can drag my behind around when walking with the leash...I bet your boy could have me flying! wheeee :mrgreen:

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    oh, LOL...loved the joke too! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
    so glad you added the second picture...he was almost camoflaged on my monitor in the first.
    He looks like such a loving, handsome boy.
    My little ten pound beagle/chi can drag my behind around when walking with the leash...I bet your boy could have me flying! wheeee :mrgreen:
    My one daughter that is kissing him as he is laying down, takes him jogging or walking almost everyday,and we try to take him to a dog park every sunday morning

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    are you sure he's a dog? what kind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    are you sure he's a dog? what kind?
    great dane

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    i've seen great danes before, but he's REALLY great :P when he stands up how tall is his head? you'll have to make a measuring chart against the wall, like for kids. :lol: :lol:

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    Thank you for posting the pics. You made my day--I love him and would love to have one. If you look at my avatar, Patches could be your dog's "Mini Me"!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    i've seen great danes before, but he's REALLY great :P when he stands up how tall is his head? you'll have to make a measuring chart against the wall, like for kids. :lol: :lol:
    when he is like the picture in my avatar,he figure he is easily 6ft
    on all fours he is probably 34 inches

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